It comes to the point that on Wednesday he comes to work completely wrecked, truly a shadow of a man, because he couldn't get any sleep after he woke up in the middle of the night, cold sweat dripping down his neck, from a pumpkin-latte-themed nightmare. Not only the pumpkin spice latte seems to haunt him on the web, and by the way at least partially ruin the Halloween preparation for him, but also Ryan had to get obsessed with it too. He hopes that this incident was just a one-time thing and that the abomination that is any kind of nd of pumpkin spice coffee will be quickly forgotten by everyone forever. He violently pulls his headphones on and groans, which gets him a few weird looks from some people at the office and a snickering laughter from Ryan. Then Shane, much to his annoyance, hears two men squint, excited like two high-school girls, over the greatest disappointment of his life, and that's way above enough for him. Ryan, on the other hand, seems intrigued and lets himself get pulled into Ned's ridiculous talk. Therefore when Ned comes to his and Ryan's desk holding one of those disgusting Starbuck's pumpkin frappes blabbing about how good it is, and how he doesn't get people who don't like it, he hums and immediately turns back to his computer. Well, guess what, surprise - he hates pumpkin spice coffee. ) And so you would think that mixing those two it's THE way to make him the happiest man in the entire world. (Yeah, he really loves it, to the point one drunken night he's gone as far as to bite a big ol' chunk out of one, a raw one. Second, he loves pumpkin, its nostalgic taste and the fact you can make it into anything from a light cream-soup to sweet pie makes it his favourite veggie ever. He loves and needs coffee until the point that if he doesn't get his morning cup of hot liquid heaven he not only will feel miserable all day but also he'll make sure to totally destroy it for Ryan.
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